1
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PERFECT.

2
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT THIS TABLE?

3
00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:12,313
I THINK
IT'S GOOD THERE.

4
00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,647
HEY, BRAD,
WHAT'S GOING ON?

5
00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,484
OH, NOT MUCH. I JUST
GOT ACCEPTED TO YALE!

6
00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,318
WE GOT LIGHTS.

7
00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,386
OH, YEAH! ALL RIGHT,
LET'S FIRE IT$UP.

8
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DID YOU GUYS HEAR?
I GOT INTO AN
IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL!

9
00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,457
DID YOU HEAR?
WE GOT A JUKEBOX.

10
00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:26,327
YEAH, I THINK ONE OF
THE BULBS IS BURNED OUT.

11
00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,362
OH, MAN.
YALE!

12
00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:29,763
JOURNEY!

13
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COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON!

14
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I'M THINKING.

15
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WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THINKMNG, YOU IDIOT.

16
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THESE HAVE TO BE
POST-MARKED TODAY.

17
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OK, I'M WRITING YOUR
COLLEGE ESSAYS FOR YOU,

18
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AND YOU'RE CALLING ME
AN IDIOT?

19
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OK, YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT.

20
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YOU'RE JUST GOING SLOW
LIKE AN IDIOT.

21
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HEY, I GOT AN EARLY
ACCEPTANCE TO YALE.

22
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CONGRATULATIONS.
UH, DON'T FORGET

23
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ABOUT THE PERSONAL
STATEMENT STUFF ON
THE BACK.

24
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"WHAT'S THAT, BRAD?
WOW, THAT'S AMAZING!

25
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YALE! GOOD FOR YOU!"

26
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OH, MY GOD, BRAD!
I'M SO SORRY!

27
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CONGRATULATIONS!
IT'S GREAT!

28
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IT'S REALLY, REALLY
GREAT, AND I LOVE YOU,

29
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BUT THESE HAVE TO BE
IN THE MAIL TODAY,

30
00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,564
AND THE POST OFFICE
CLOSES IN 15 MINUTES.

31
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OK, OK, LET'S BUST IT
YALIE STYLE.Ê ÓF2Ö

32
00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:06,967
OK.

33
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WHAT WOULD I SAY IS
MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS?

34
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PROCRASTINATION?

35
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NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.

36
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NO, NO, NO. NO.

37
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AW, COME ON, BABY,
IT'S A KEEPSAKE.

38
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IT'S THE ONLY THING
I HAVE LEFT
FROM THE BAR.

39
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OH, COME ON, EDDIE.

40
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AMY BOUGHT THE BAR.
DIDN'T THE JUKEBOX
COME WITH IT?

41
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SHE SAID ALL THE SONGS
ON IT WERE WHACK.

42
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I WAS LIKE, "WHACK?"
WE'RE SAYING
"WHACK" NOW?

43
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ALL RIGHT, SO SOME
OF THE SONGS SUCK,

44
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BUT AFTER ALL THE YEARS
WE'VE LISTENED TO THEM,

45
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THEY'VE GOT
SENTIMENTAL VALUE.

46
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"COME ON,
FEEL THE NOISE"?

47
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YEAH, COME ON, BABY,
FEEL THE NOISE.

48
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OH, I WILL FEEL
THAT NOISE.

49
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I'LL FEEL THAT NOISE
AS LONG AS YOU ROCK ME
LIKE A HURRICANE.

50
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I'M GONNA ROCK YOU
LIKE A HURRICANE.

51
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HA HA!
COME ON.

52
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GO, RUN!
RUN LIKE THE WIND!

53
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WHAT IS THAT
ALL ABOUT?

54
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OH, YOU KNOW JIMMY.

55
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ALWAYS PUTTING
STUFF OFF TILL
THE LAST MINUTE.

56
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SEAN, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GONNA BABY-PROOF
THE HOUSE THIS WEEK.

57
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YEAH, YEAH, I AM,
BUT THE BABY'S NOT
COMING FOR 5 MONTHS.

58
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WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
GO, JETS!

59
00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:07,961
GO, METS!

60
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SEAN, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GONNA BABY-PROOF
THE HOUSE THIS WEEK.

61
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
I'M ON IT.

62
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WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?

63
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MY VALEDICTORIAN
SPEECH.

64
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"AS WE SET SAIL
OFF TO ADULTHOOD,

65
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WE MUST REMEMBER THAT
EVERY JOURNEY BEGINS
WITH ONE SMALL STEP"?

66
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YES.

67
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I THOUGHT WE WERE SAILING.

68
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WE ARE.

69
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SO WE WOULDN'T START OFF
WITH A STEP.

70
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YEAH, WE HAVE TO STEP
ONTO THE BOAT, BUDDY.

71
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IT'S A MIXED METAPHOR.

72
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OK, FINE.

73
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EVERY JOURNEY OF SAILING

74
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BEGINS WITH
ONE SMALL BREEZE.

75
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OH, LIL,
YOU GOT A LETTER.

76
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FROM WHO?

77
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SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT
STATE UNIVERSITY.

78
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REALLY?

79
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WHAT'S IT SAY?

80
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HOW LAZY ARE YOU?

81
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I'M NOT,
I'M JUST NERVOUS, OK?

82
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OH, MY GOD.

83
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OH, MY GOD,
I GOT INTO SCSU.

84
00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,385
YOU GOT IN!
CONGRATULATIONS!

85
00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,587
YEAH...THANKS.

86
00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,321
OH, GOD.

87
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WHAT "OH, GOD"?
YOU GOT ACCEPTED

88
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TO THE SCHOOL
YOU WANTED TO GO TO!

89
00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:13,394
YEAH. YEAH, BECAUSE
SCSU IS IN NEW HAVEN,

90
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WHICH IS WHERE YALE IS,
WHICH IS WHERE BRAD
IS GOING.

91
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RIGHT, WHICH IS WHAT
YOU WANTED, ISN'T IT?

92
00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:22,770
YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS.
IT IS, IT IS...

93
00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,037
I GUESS. I JUST...

94
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WHEN I DIDN'T HEAR
FROM THEM, I ASSUMED
I'D BE GOING TO RUTGERS.

95
00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:31,312
BUT I THOUGHT YOU
WANTED TO GO TO SCSU
SO YOU COULD BE WITH BRAD.

96
00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,513
WELL, I THOUGHT SO, TOO,

97
00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:36,784
BUT AM I GONNA PICK
A COLLEGE JUST SO
I CAN BE WITH BRAD?

98
00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,686
RIGHT, BUT IF YOU
WENT TO RUTGERS,

99
00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,587
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'D
NEVER SEE HIM.

100
00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,755
I MEAN, IT'S ONLY
2 HOURS AWAY FROM YALE.

101
00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:45,326
THAT'S TRUE, BUT
MAYBE THOSE 2 HOURS

102
00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:48,829
WILL BE THE 2 HOURS
THAT HE MEETS ANOTHER GIRL.

103
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HMM.

104
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WHO CARES?
LIKE I'M THAT INSECURE.

105
00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,869
BUT WHAT IF SHE'S
SOME HOT BRAIN CHICK?

106
00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,906
I MEAN, WHAT IF SHE
HOOKS HIM BY READING
HIM EROTIC POETRY

107
00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:02,710
FROM, LIKE, THE NEGATIVE
3RD CENTURY OR SOMETHING?

108
00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,711
THAT BRAINY BITCH.

109
00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:08,282
WHAT AM I DOING?
BRAD AND I ARE
GREAT TOGETHER.

110
00:04:08,316 --> 00:04:09,950
AND I DON'T WANT
TO HURT HIM.

111
00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,720
BUT THIS IS
A MAJOR LIFE PLAN.

112
00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,756
I MEAN, YOU DON'T
MARRY YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
BOYFRIEND.

113
00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:21,962
UH, YOU DON'T NECESSARILY
NOT MARRY YOUR HIGH
SCHOOL BOYFRIEND.

114
00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,731
I MEAN, ON PURPOSE, MOM.

115
00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,367
YOU WERE LUCKY.
YOU GOT PREGNANT.

116
00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,768
DIDN'T HAVE TO
MAKE A CHOICE.

117
00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:33,574
OH, YEAH, ONE OF THE MANY
BENEFITS OF TEEN PREGNANCY.

118
00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,978
HEY, SEAN.
HEY, ED.

119
00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,847
HEY, UNCLE EDDIE.
WHAT'S THAT?

120
00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,650
IT'S YOUR
GRADUATION PRESENT.

121
00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:45,653
WHAT?! SERIOUSLY?

122
00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:49,623
OH, MY GOD.

123
00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:53,361
NO WAY. IT'S A STEREO.
THAT'S AWESOME!

124
00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:56,397
SO, ED, WE HAVE TO
SCRATCH THE SERIAL NUMBERS
OFF THIS THING?

125
00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,998
NO, WE DO NOT.

126
00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,901
COME ON, HELP ME
WITH THE SPEAKERS.

127
00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,975
WHOA, HEY!
WHOSE CAR IS THIS?

128
00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:08,776
IT'S MINE.

129
00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,779
ED, YOU CAN'T AFFORD
A CAR LIKE THIS.

130
00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,382
I MADE SOME MONEY
WHEN AMY BOUGHT THE BAR.

131
00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:17,117
WE BOTH DID.
VERY LITTLE MONEY,
WHICH WE SPLIT EVENLY.

132
00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,854
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU
DRIVING THIS
AND I'M DRIVING THAT?

133
00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:22,956
HERE'S THE BEAUTIFUL PART.

134
00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,859
AMY TURNED AROUND
AND SOLD THE BAR.

135
00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:28,596
SHE TRIPLED HER MONEY.

136
00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:29,797
OH, MY GOD.

137
00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,400
AND SINCE ME AND HER
ARE LIVING TOGETHER NOW,

138
00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:35,669
WE SORT OF POOLED
OUR ASSETS.

139
00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,372
IT'S GREAT, RIGHT?

140
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,543
IT'S FANTASTIC.

141
00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,144
IT'S GREAT. IT'S REALLY...

142
00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,380
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!

143
00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:05,232
[CLANG]

144
00:06:05,265 --> 00:06:07,468
I'M SORRY. BOOM BOX.
EXCUSE ME, SIR.

145
00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,437
WHY ARE YOU CARRYING
THAT THING?

146
00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:12,005
BABY, I DIDN'T WANT
TO LEAVE IT IN THE CAR--

147
00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,206
OH, GOD, EXCUSE ME.

148
00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,776
WHY DID YOU TAKE IT
OUT OF OUR HOUSE AND
PUT IT IN THE CAR?

149
00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:16,810
MUST WE OVERANALYZE
EVERYTHING?

150
00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:20,080
OK, CAN'T WE JUST SIT
AND ENJOY LILY'S GRADUATION?

151
00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,550
YES, FINE. I NEED THE
CAR IMMEDIATELY AFTER.

152
00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,985
MY ECONOMICS FINAL'S
AT 3:00.

153
00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:25,653
HEY, DAD.

154
00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,821
HEY, SON,
THAT SEAT'S SAVED.

155
00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:28,589
FOR WHO?

156
00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,057
SOMEBODY ASKED ME
TO SAVE A SEAT.

157
00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,726
YOU'RE SAVING A SEAT
FOR A STRANGER?

158
00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,995
I'M SAVING THE SEAT
FOR MY GIRLFRIEND, OK?

159
00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:37,798
THE ADS IN THIS PROGRAM
ARE IN COLOR!

160
00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,767
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

161
00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,768
FINE. NOW YOU KNOW.

162
00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,737
WOW, WALT, IF SHE'S COMING
TO LILY'S GRADUATION,

163
00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:44,705
THIS MUST BE SERIOUS.

164
00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,039
WE DON'T HAVE TO
DWELL ON THIS.

165
00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,810
OK, DAD, JUST HOW LONG
DID YOU THINK YOU COULD
KEEP THIS A SECRET?

166
00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:50,744
IT WASN'T SO HARD.

167
00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:53,213
I'VE KEPT IT A SECRET
FROM YOU FOR 7 MONTHS.

168
00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,683
7 MONTHS?
7 MONTHS?

169
00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:56,750
7 MONTHS?

170
00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,620
WAIT A MINUTE. YOU KNOW,
EVERY TIME I CALL THE HOUSE,

171
00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:00,488
YOU KNOW, A WOMAN ANSWERS.

172
00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,123
YOU ALWAYS SAY IT'S
YOUR CLEANING LADY.

173
00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:03,991
YOU LIED TO US?

174
00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,993
NO, I'VE NEVER LIED
TO YOU, NEVER ONCE.

175
00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:10,030
OH, MY GOD, DAD,
YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH
THE CLEANING LADY.

176
00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,364
SHE'S GOT A NAME!

177
00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:16,236
WOW. DO YOU REALIZE THIS
IS THE LAST TIME WE'LL
BE IN THIS HALLWAY?

178
00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:19,740
WE HAVE TO COME BACK
TOMORROW TO GIVE BACK
OUR CAPS AND GOWNS.

179
00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,074
NO, NO, THAT'S
IN THE CAFETERIA.

180
00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,644
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
WE'RE GONNA BE
IN THIS HALLWAY

181
00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,480
HERE, OUTSIDE OF ANNEX 2.

182
00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:30,017
AT LEAST WE'RE ALWAYS
GONNA BE TOGETHER.

183
00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,053
YEP. NEW HAVEN,
HERE WE COME.

184
00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:37,057
YEAH, IT'S LIKE YOU
AND I WILL HAVE A
"NEW HAVEN" FOR OUR LOVE.

185
00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,960
YEAH, IT'S LIKE WE'RE
NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER,

186
00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,529
LIKE NOTHING'S CHANGED.

187
00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,131
YEP! NO CHANGE.

188
00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,098
NONE.

189
00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,034
AND WHY SHOULD
THINGS CHANGE?

190
00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:50,804
WE'RE AT A HUGE CROSSROADS
IN OUR LIFE, YOU KNOW.

191
00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:53,040
DOESN'T MEAN THINGS
HAVE TO CHANGE.

192
00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,475
HELL, NO!

193
00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:00,047
HOW CAN OUR DAUGHTER BE
GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL?

194
00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,248
WE'RE WAY TOO YOUNG
FOR THIS.

195
00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:05,519
IT SEEMS LIKE WE JUST
GRADUATED FROM THIS
PLACE. REMEMBER?

196
00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:06,820
OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER.

197
00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,623
YOU WERE PREGNANT
WITH LILY AND...

198
00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,725
YOU WANTED ME DEAD.

199
00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:12,760
YEAH.

200
00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:16,096
NOW YOU KNOCKED
ME UP FOR LILY'S
GRADUATION, TOO.

201
00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,099
THERE'S A CERTAIN
POETRY TO THAT,
DON'T YOU THINK?

202
00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:23,203
AH, MAYBE
A DIRTY LIMERICK.

203
00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,606
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

204
00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,108
NO, MA'AM!

205
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:36,183
SEE, THAT'S THE KIND
OF THING THAT MIGHT HAVE
TIPPED US OFF, DAD.

206
00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:40,087
UH, MARICRUZ,
THESE ARE MY BOYS,
EDDIE AND SEAN.

207
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,256
THAT'S SEAN'S WIFE
CLAUDIA, THERE'S JIMMY,

208
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,925
AND HENRY'S SOMEWHERE.

209
00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,860
IT'S A REAL PLEASURE--
[CLANK]

210
00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,195
OH, GOD--BATTERIES.

211
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,897
WHY DID YOU BRING
THAT THING?

212
00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,098
WHY? 'CAUSE I JUST--

213
00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,165
IF I WANTED TO--

214
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:58,005
OK. LAST WEEK
I WENT TO SCHOOL
TO PICK UP HENRY...

215
00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,073
MR. FINNERTY.

216
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,109
SISTER HELEN.

217
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,912
I KNOW WHAT YOUR
DAUGHTER'S UP TO?

218
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:05,613
EXCUSE ME?

219
00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,347
DON'T PLAY DUMB,
MR. FINNERTY.

220
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,116
NEXT WEEK
IS GRADUATION.

221
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,184
EVERY YEAR THE SENIORS
PLAY A PRANK

222
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,519
TO DISRUPT MY
COMMENCEMENT SPEECH.

223
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,857
LAST YEAR THEY DROPPED
PIG'S BLOOD ON MYSELF
AND MONSIGNOR REILLY.

224
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,826
LIKE IN CARRIE?

225
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,694
THAT WAS A PROM.

226
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:24,832
I KNOW. WAIT A MINUTE.
ACTUAL PIG'S BLOOD?

227
00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:27,267
FINE, IT WAS
MARINARA SAUCE.

228
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,270
EITHER WAY,
MR. FINNERTY,
I'M NOT NAIVE.

229
00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,139
THERE'S A PRANK BEING
PLANNED THIS YEAR,

230
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,107
AND I'M CERTAIN LILY
IS THE RINGLEADER.

231
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,009
SISTER HELEN, LILY
IS A GOOD KID

232
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:39,980
AND I FIND IT HARD
TO BELIEVE THAT YOU--
A NUN, OF ALL PEOPLE--

233
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:43,751
WOULD STAND HERE
AND MAKE SUCH
BASELESS ACCUSATIONS!

234
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,153
NOW, I'M GONNA FIND
MY DAUGHTER,

235
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,020
AND I'M GONNA ASK HER,

236
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:50,123
AND WHEN SHE TELLS ME
THAT YOU'RE WRONG,

237
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:53,193
I DEMAND A FULL APOLOGY.

238
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,427
WELL, IF I'M WRONG
ABOUT LILY,

239
00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:57,898
I'LL DO NAKED SOMERSAULTS
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE
SENIOR CLASS

240
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,967
WHILE I'M HANDING OUT
THEIR DIPLOMAS.

241
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,137
AN APOLOGY WOULD DO
JUST FINE, THANK YOU.

242
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,674
I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!

243
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:09,076
I KNOW!

244
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,110
LILY?
YEAH.

245
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:13,714
ARE YOU PLANNING
ON PULLING A PRANK
AT GRADUATION?

246
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:14,848
NO.

247
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:17,184
DON'T LIE TO ME.
ARE YOU PULLING
A PRANK AT GRADUATION?

248
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:17,885
NO!

249
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,987
OK, I'VE GOT SOME
GREAT IDEAS.

250
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,955
OH, NO. WHAT
WAS YOUR IDEA?

251
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:22,990
OK, YOU KNOW
HOW EVERY YEAR

252
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,391
SISTER HELEN GIVES THE SAME
HACKNEYED SPEECH, OK?

253
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:28,295
SO WHEN SHE GETS TO
THAT PART WHERE SHE SAYS,
"ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE,"

254
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,731
LILY'S GONNA COME
OUT AND TEAR OFF
HER GRADUATION GOWN--

255
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,399
SHE'S GOT THAT SPARKLY
DANCE OUTFIT ON UNDERNEATH--

256
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:35,769
AND THAT'S WHEN I PLAY
NEW ATTITUDE. GET IT?

257
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:36,904
I GET IT.

258
00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,206
WHICH CUES THE OTHER
CHEERLEADERS TO JOIN
HER ON STAGE.

259
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,340
OH, GOD.

260
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,275
WHAT, BABY? IT'S
JUST A HARMLESS GAG.

261
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,410
NO, THAT WAS THE BABY.

262
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,745
I THINK THAT WAS
A CONTRACTION.

263
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,179
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOU
TO THE HOSPITAL?

264
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,748
LET ME KNOW WHEN
YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE?

265
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,982
IS THAT A ROLEX?

266
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,383
YEAH.
OH, GOD.

267
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,351
OH, GOD. OH, GOD.

268
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,119
OK, LET'S GO, BABE.

269
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,321
NO, NO, I CAN'T,
I CAN'T. NOT NOW.

270
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,289
JIMMY CAN VIDEOTAPE
THE GRADUATION.

271
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,959
NO, IT'S NOT
THE GRADUATION--
MY ECON FINAL.

272
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,160
IT COUNTS FOR
MY WHOLE GRADE.

273
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,161
YOUR PROFESSOR
WILL UNDERSTAND.

274
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,964
THAT'S THE PROBLEM--HE'S
BEEN VERY UNDERSTANDING.

275
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,333
I--I KIND OF
TOOK ADVANTAGE.

276
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:09,302
THIS MID-TERM SHOULD TAKE
NO LONGER THAN ONE HOUR,

277
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:13,941
AND IT WILL COUNT FOR
40% OF YOUR TOTAL GRADE.

278
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,308
OH-OOHH!

279
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,376
ARE YOU OK?

280
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:20,180
WHOA. YEAH, YEAH,
I STUDIED SO HARD
FOR THIS TEST.

281
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,215
REALLY, I'M--I'M SURE
IT'S FALSE LABOR.

282
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:26,219
JUST AS LONG AS THE
CONTRACTIONS ARE
10 MINUTES AP--

283
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:29,289
APART! OH, OHH.

284
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:33,360
OH, GOSH.
EXCUSE ME.

285
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,328
I SHOULD GET
THIS CHECKED.

286
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:38,598
SORRY.

287
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,000
THE TEST IS IN LESS
THAN 2 HOURS,

288
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,335
AND I ACTUALLY
STUDIED THIS TIME.

289
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:42,903
AH-OHH!

290
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:43,971
A MINUTE AND 48 SECONDS.

291
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:48,075
AND THIS IS ACCURATE TO
WITHIN 1/100TH OF A SECOND.

292
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,442
HOSPITAL.
OK, LET'S GO.

293
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,178
OH, GOD, I'M SORRY.

294
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,846
EXCUSE ME.
BOOM BOX, BOOM BOX.

295
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,415
AAH, SORRY, SORRY.
SORRY, BABY.

296
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,418
BOOM BOX, PREGNANT LADY
COMING THROUGH!

297
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,754
BOOM BOX, MAKE WAY!

298
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,158
YEAH, MOM, SHE'S
7 POUNDS, 6 OUNCES.

299
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,327
YEAH, SHE'S VERY CUTE.

300
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,964
NO, I CAN'T PUT HER
ON THE PHONE.

301
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,900
WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
'CAUSE SHE'S 1 HOUR OLD.

302
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,803
SECOND OF ALL, THE NURSES
TOOK HER FOR SOME TESTS.

303
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:19,272
HEY, LISTEN, SEAN'S BACK,
SO TELL DAD I LOVE HIM.

304
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,407
BYE.

305
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,241
HEY.

306
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,910
I BROUGHT SOME BALLOONS
FOR THE BABY.

307
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,112
OH, THANK YOU.
SHE'LL LOVE 'EM.

308
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,346
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHERE DID YOU GO?

309
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,415
TO THE CIRCUS,
AND THEN McDONALD'S.

310
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:32,452
LILY, WE'RE SORRY
WE HAD TO LEAVE
THE GRADUATION, OK?

311
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,322
YEAH, WELL, I'M SORRY
YOU LEFT WITH MY MUSIC.

312
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,992
TODAY IS TRULY THANKSGIVING.

313
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,194
"BUT, SISTER HELEN,"
YOU SAY,

314
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:45,065
"THANKSGIVING IS THE FOURTH
THURSDAY IN NOVEMBER,

315
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,234
AND TODAY, IT IS JUNE."

316
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:51,304
BUT IF WE APPROACH LIFE
WITH A NEW ATTITUDE,

317
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,073
AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE,

318
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,976
THEN EVERY DAY
IS THANKSGIVING.

319
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,512
SURE, THERE'S NO TURKEY,
NO STUFFING,

320
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:03,316
NO PUMPKIN PIE,
NO CRANBERRY SAUCE,

321
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,219
NO HORN OF PLENTY, NO--

322
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,459
MUSIC.

323
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,498
[WHISPERING]
COME ON.

324
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,039
HI.

325
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:29,877
MUSIC!

326
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,845
MAY I CONTINUE?

327
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,114
BY ALL MEANS.

328
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:38,085
NO MARSHMALLOW-FESTOONED
YAM DISH--

329
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,487
IT'S FITTING--MY FINAL
MOMENTS OF HIGH SCHOOL

330
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,624
IN UTTER HUMILIATION,
THANKS TO YOUR STUPID PLAN.

331
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,692
MY STUPID PLAN? YEAH?

332
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:48,261
WELL, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
IF YOU HADN'T GONE ALONG

333
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,463
WITH MY STUPID--

334
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,499
I'M SORRY.

335
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,068
OH, MY GOD,
YOU MISSED IT!

336
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,938
LILY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

337
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,107
DESTROYING THE EVIDENCE.

338
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:02,910
WELL, YOU'RE NOT DONE.

339
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:07,380
Sister Helen: --CRANBERRY
SAUCE, HORN OF PLENTY...

340
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,149
AAH!

341
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,952
HEY, WHERE'S
MY LITTLE SISTER?

342
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,888
SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
HER NAME IS ROSE.

343
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:18,091
MM, ROSE. LIKE THE
GIRL IN TITANIC.

344
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:21,561
NO...YES, I GUESS,
BUT NOT ON PURPOSE.

345
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,966
I DON'T THINK ANYBODY
WILL THINK WE NAMED HER
AFTER TITANIC, DO YOU?

346
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,034
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

347
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,035
WELL, WE DIDN'T.

348
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,671
HEY, WHERE'S MY NEW NIECE?
I GOT A GIFT FOR HER.

349
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,943
OH, THANK YOU, EDDIE.
THAT'S SO SWEET.

350
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,210
DIAMOND EARRINGS?

351
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,612
OH, GOD, HE'S BUYING
DIAMOND EARRINGS NOW!

352
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,415
OH, ROSE IS A LUCKY
LITTLE BABY.

353
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:45,385
ROSE FINNERTY.
VERY PRETTY.

354
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,253
THANK YOU.

355
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,455
IT'S LIKE YOUR HEART
WILL GO ON FOR HER.

356
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,124
OK, WE DID NOT NAME
HER FOR TITANIC.

357
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,192
I JUST ASSUMED.

358
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:55,062
THERE ARE LOTS OF
OTHER ROSES OUT THERE,
ALL RIGHT?

359
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,230
THERE'S ROSIE O'DONNELL.

360
00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,033
WE DIDN'T NAME HER
AFTER ROSIE O'DONNELL.

361
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,134
THERE'S A PRECEDENT.

362
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,569
THERE'S LOTS
OF OTHER ROSES.

363
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,171
YEAH. AXEL ROSE.

364
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,573
OH, IT'S NOT THE SAME.

365
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,241
HEY, EVERYBODY.

366
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,277
OH, LOOK, THEY
BROUGHT BALLOONS.

367
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,546
WE FIGURED EVERYBODY
WOULD BRING FLOWERS.

368
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,382
AW, CRAP.

369
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,484
HEY, MRS. FINNERTY.
HEY, BRAD.

370
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,353
MR. FINNERTY,
MR. FINNERTY,
MR. FINNERTY.

371
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,456
WHERE'S THE NEW
LITTLE FINNERTY?
IS SHE OUT YET?

372
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,126
YES, BRAD, SHE'S OUT.

373
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,360
WHERE'S LILY?

374
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,261
RIGHT HERE, BRAD.

375
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,597
OH, HEY, WHY'D YOU
BOLT OUT OF GRADUATION?

376
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:34,034
ARE YOU KIDDING. I WAS
COMPLETELY HUMILIATED.

377
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,268
I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY NOTICED.

378
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:38,105
I WAS OUT THERE
IN MY CHEERLEADER OUTFIT,

379
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,541
DANCING ALONE ON STAGE
TO NO MUSIC.

380
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,609
WHAT DIDN'T THEY NOTICE?

381
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:46,013
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT
THE NIPPLE THING.

382
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,215
WHAT NIPPLE THING?

383
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:51,184
TH--THE THING
NOBODY NOTICED.

384
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,386
THAT'S GREAT!
THAT'S GREAT.

385
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,687
NO, LILY, COME ON.
WHO CARES?

386
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,156
WE'RE ALL GOING
INTO THE CITY TONIGHT.

387
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,491
YOU KNOW,
I GOT US A LIMO.
REMEMBER?

388
00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,526
REALLY?

389
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,594
YOU STILL WANT
TO BE SEEN WITH ME
AFTER ALL THAT?

390
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,097
ARE YOU KIDDING?
I WANT TO BE SEEN
WITH YOU FOREVER.

391
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,133
LILY, I LOVE YOU.

392
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:10,603
BRAD, COME IN THE HALL
WITH ME. I WANT TO
TALK TO YOU.

393
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,674
MARICRUZ, IS THAT
A DIAMOND RING?

394
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,177
OH...YES.

395
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:21,248
OH, MY GOD. WALT,
ARE YOU TWO ENGAGED?

396
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,416
HA HA!

397
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,185
ENGAGED?

398
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,054
YES, WE'RE ENGAGED.

399
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:27,787
WHAT?!

400
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,955
HOW COULD YOU
NOT TELL US THAT?

401
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,690
WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO JUMP RIGHT
INTO "ENGAGEMENT"

402
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,692
BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW
I HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

403
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,261
YEAH, BECAUSE YOU
NEVER TOLD US!

404
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,528
SEE? THAT'S WHY
I DIDN'T TELL YOU.

405
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:36,696
I KNEW YOU TWO WOULD
REACT LIKE THIS!

406
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:40,133
COME ON, WE'RE REACTING
LIKE THIS...WE'RE JUST
SURPRISED.

407
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,268
I MEAN, WE'RE HAPPY
FOR YOU, DAD.

408
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,804
REALLY. IT'S JUST THIS
IS A LOT TO TAKE IN.

409
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,240
YEAH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.
I--I--I'M SORRY.

410
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,509
YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY
FOR ME?

411
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,410
YEAH.

412
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,280
YEAH, WE'RE HAPPY FOR
YOU. WE'RE THRILLED.

413
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,181
WHERE ARE
YOU REGISTERED?

414
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,083
AW, YOU BOYS DON'T
HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING.

415
00:16:56,116 --> 00:17:00,320
COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT
A 62-INCH PLASMA TV?

416
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,357
UNBELIEVABLE.

417
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,425
WHAT IS IT?

418
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:10,163
WELL, UH, THERE'S
BEEN SOMETHING
ON MY MIND LATELY.

419
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,131
YEAH?

420
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,767
UM, WELL, WE'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER A LONG TIME.

421
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:19,206
AND WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS,
WE'VE BEEN MORE
THAN FRIENDS.

422
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,674
WE'VE BEEN MUCH MORE
THAN FRIENDS.

423
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,310
I THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

424
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:27,147
WHAT I WAS PUTTING IN THE
"MORE THAN FRIENDS" CATEGORY.

425
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:32,219
UM, THE THING IS,
WE'VE HAD OUR GOOD TIMES,

426
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,820
AND WE'VE HAD
NOT-SO-GOOD TIMES,

427
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:38,425
BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
THERE, RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

428
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:43,463
AND I REALIZE THAT I'M
REALLY GONNA MISS THAT.

429
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:47,600
SO I DECIDED
TO GO TO SCSU.

430
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,338
WELL, YEAH. WELL...

431
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,172
NOT "WELL, YEAH."

432
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,342
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
GOING TO RUTGERS.

433
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,143
WHAT?

434
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,411
HOW COULD YOU EVEN
CONSIDER RUTGERS?

435
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,647
IT'S A COMPLICATED
DECISION, BRAD.

436
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,549
BUT IT'S SO FAR
AWAY FROM ME.

437
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,783
WELL,
I DIDN'T PICK IT!

438
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,252
BUT YOU ALMOST DID!

439
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,653
MAYBE I SHOULD!

440
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,555
MAYBE YOU SHOULD!

441
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,260
PLEASE DON'T.
OK.

442
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,828
WHEN ARE THEY
BRINGING HER BACK?

443
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,697
I WANT TO MEET
MY NEW NIECE.

444
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,466
LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING, ED.

445
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,534
HOW MUCH DID THAT
WATCH COST?

446
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,370
WHAT DOES IT
MATTER TO YOU?

447
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,171
I'M JUST CURIOUS.

448
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,206
I MEAN, HOW MUCH?
MORE THAN MY CAR?

449
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:29,342
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
YOUR CAR'S A PIECE
OF JUNK.

450
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,610
YOU KNOW WHAT'S
NOT FAIR?

451
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,545
WHAT'S NOT FAIR IS
THAT I BUSTED MY ASS
FOR 3 YEARS IN THAT BAR

452
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,614
WHILE YOU CAME AND WENT
AS YOU PLEASED.

453
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,284
AND JUST BECAUSE YOUR
CRAZY GIRLFRIEND
GOT LUCKY,

454
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,518
BOUGHT IT
AND FLIPPED IT,

455
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,519
NOW YOU'RE LIVING IT UP,

456
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,388
AND I'M STILL BUSTING
MY ASS TO MAKE ENDS MEET.

457
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,357
HEY, YOU GOT A BRAND NEW
BABY GIRL,

458
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,226
YOU GOT A DAUGHTER GOING
OFF TO COLLEGE.

459
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,395
HOW COULD YOU BE
TALKING ABOUT MONEY NOW?

460
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,197
YEAH, I GOT A KID
GOING TO COLLEGE.

461
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,398
HOW COULD I BE
THINKING ABOUT MONEY?

462
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,400
HEY, LOOK, I'M YOUR
BROTHER, ALL RIGHT?

463
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,236
I'VE BEEN THROUGH
A LOT THE PAST COUPLE
OF YEARS, TOO,

464
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,470
AND I'M FINALLY DOING
GOOD, ALL RIGHT?

465
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,840
IT WOULD MEAN A LOT
TO ME IF YOU COULD
JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME.

466
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:04,544
OK? I MEAN, WHAT'S
IT GONNA TAKE?

467
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,348
HOW ABOUT THE WATCH?

468
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,383
YOU WANT THE WATCH?

469
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,017
YEAH.

470
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,252
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SAY SO?

471
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:12,952
I WANT THE WATCH.

472
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,254
YOU CAN
HAVE THE WATCH.

473
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,255
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER,

474
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,925
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE ROLEX
RIGHT OFF MY WRIST.

475
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,428
YOU REALLY
GONNA KEEP THAT?

476
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,962
YEAH.

477
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,397
ENJOY IT.

478
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:26,199
LOOK, IT'S
MY LITTLE SISTER!

479
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,934
I FINALLY HAVE
A LITTLE SISTER!

480
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,969
LET ME SEE
MY GRANDDAUGHTER!

481
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,339
AW, SHE'S A BEAUTY!

482
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,307
Claudia: HERE SHE IS.

483
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,211
ROSE MAUREEN FINNERTY.

484
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,381
ROSE, THIS IS YOUR
BIG BROTHER JIMMY,

485
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,181
AND YOUR UNCLE EDDIE,

486
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:45,485
AND YOUR GRANDPA WALT
AND MARICRUZ,

487
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,455
YOUR...YOUR GRANDMOTHER,
I GUESS.

488
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,657
AND YOUR
BIG SISTER LILY.

489
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,391
AND BRAD...

490
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,494
WHO I GUESS I'LL
BE LIVING WITH.

491
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,763
NEAR! LIVING NEAR.

492
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,864
ROSE.

493
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,467
FROM MY FAVORITE
MOVIE, TITANIC.

494
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,703
THAT'S, UH, THAT'S
NOT WHY WE NAMED
HER THAT, WALT.

495
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:06,306
IT'S NOT FROM TITANIC?
ARE YOU SURE?

496
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,741
IS IT TOO LATE
TO CHANGE HER NAME?

497
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,809
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

498
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,744
WE SPENT A LOT OF
TIME TRYING TO
THINK UP HER NAME.

499
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,381
ALL RIGHT, WE TALKED
ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT
FOR MONTHS.

500
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,649
AND THE ONE NAME
THAT WE FINALLY
CAME UP WITH

501
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,785
THAT BOTH OF US LOVED
WAS ROSE.

502
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,488
AND THAT'S HER NAME.
ROSE.

503
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,655
WHAT ABOUT "GRACIE"?

504
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,890
GRACIE.

505
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,692
Walt: GRACIE'S PERFECT.

506
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,560
OH, GOOD, WALT.

507
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,263
NOW WE CAN USE
THE NAME ROSE.

508
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,464
YEAH.

509
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,700
WAIT A MINUTE. WHOA.

510
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,468
Sean: HO HO, WHOA.

511
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,703
ARE YOU PREGNANT?

512
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,438
WELL, I WAS
GONNA TELL YOU.

513
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,939
HOW THE HELL
COULD YOU--

514
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,675
HONEY, HONEY,
WE HAVE A NEW BABY.

515
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,377
YEAH, GRACIE.

516
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,346
LOVE YOU, GRACIE.
AW!

517
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,014
[EVERYONE COOING]

518
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,716
[WHISPERING]
SHE'S SLEEPING.

519
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,451
OH, COME ON.

520
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,586
HI, LITTLE ONE.


